Condoms
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started
producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and
companies would probably advertise more openly.
Imagine the trademarks:
Nike Condoms      :    Just do It
Toyota Condoms    :    Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms      :    The ride of your life.
Microsoft Condoms :    Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms       :    Finger Licking Good
M&Ms Condoms      :    Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms  :    Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms  :    Once you pop, you can't stop.
OzEmail Condoms   :    We Give You More
Intel Condoms     :    Intel inside
BMW Condoms         :    Pure Driving Pleasure
Australian Open Condoms       :    Double the Action
Labor Party Condoms      :    It's Time!
Energiser Condoms   :    Oi Oi Oi!
Hyundai Condoms     :    All Day, Every Day
Tip Top Condoms (available in Tasmania only): Good onya Mum!
Panasonic Condoms   :    Even More than You Expected
Swan Lager Condoms:    They said you'd never make it
Vegemite Condoms (targeted at the gay market): Puts a rose in
every cheek
Levi Condoms   :    Do You fit The Legend?
Nescafe Condoms     :    It brings you together
XXXX Condoms   :    I can feel a XXXX coming on.......
 
The following brands would probably not sell very well......
Dunlop Condoms :    Stick with Dunlop
Mitsubishi Condoms: Please Consider
AFL Condoms         :    I'd Like to See That
Samboy Condoms :    The flavour really hits you
TAC Condoms         :    Speed Kills
Nobby's Condoms     :    Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Ericsson Condoms    :    Smaller
Bolle Condoms  :    Put 'em on your face
Red Rooster Condoms:     The Chicken is Ready!
Weet Bix Condoms    :    Aussie Kids.......