Condoms
Imagine if major companies from all around
the world started
producing or sponsoring condoms. They would
become fashionable and
companies would probably advertise more openly.
Imagine the trademarks:
Nike Condoms
: Just do It
Toyota Condoms :
Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms
: The ride of your life.
Microsoft Condoms : Where
do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms
: Finger Licking Good
M&Ms Condoms
: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms :
Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms :
Once you pop, you can't stop.
OzEmail Condoms :
We Give You More
Intel Condoms :
Intel inside
BMW Condoms
: Pure Driving Pleasure
Australian Open Condoms
: Double the Action
Labor Party Condoms
: It's Time!
Energiser Condoms :
Oi Oi Oi!
Hyundai Condoms :
All Day, Every Day
Tip Top Condoms (available in Tasmania only):
Good onya Mum!
Panasonic Condoms :
Even More than You Expected
Swan Lager Condoms: They
said you'd never make it
Vegemite Condoms (targeted at the gay market):
Puts a rose in
every cheek
Levi Condoms :
Do You fit The Legend?
Nescafe Condoms :
It brings you together
XXXX Condoms :
I can feel a XXXX coming on.......
The following brands would probably not sell
very well......
Dunlop Condoms : Stick
with Dunlop
Mitsubishi Condoms: Please Consider
AFL Condoms
: I'd Like to See That
Samboy Condoms : The flavour
really hits you
TAC Condoms
: Speed Kills
Nobby's Condoms :
Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Ericsson Condoms :
Smaller
Bolle Condoms : Put
'em on your face
Red Rooster Condoms:
The Chicken is Ready!
Weet Bix Condoms :
Aussie Kids.......